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Last One To Post on RGBstock Wins
1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
5474. xymonau2 September 2015, 17:51 GMT +02:00
Speaking antidisestablimenarianismistically, I can not be beaten. I have "winner" stamped in my fate. And here I am - the winner!
5478. xymonau5 September 2015, 7:33 GMT +02:00
That's because you are on a lower level. Look up, my little friend. Let my success dazzle your eyes!
5480. xymonau6 September 2015, 6:52 GMT +02:00
My end is not my best feature. The rest of me is a champion.
5481. micromoth6 September 2015, 23:28 GMT +02:00
I couldn't possibly comment on your first sentence. But I'm the winner.
5482. xymonau7 September 2015, 5:15 GMT +02:00
Winners are not always winners, but the last shall be first, and I have planted the flag of victory on this mountain of endedness.
5483. micromoth7 September 2015, 19:34 GMT +02:00
That sounds decidedly painful. And all to no avail - I'm the winner!
5484. xymonau8 September 2015, 16:14 GMT +02:00
The only pain is the pain of your acceptance that you have lost. I hear the mournful cries from afar. Be comforted that you have basked in my glory for a time. Now, where did you put the cake and bunting?
5485. micromoth8 September 2015, 23:15 GMT +02:00
As the winner, I have the cake and bunting. Needless to say.
5486. xymonau9 September 2015, 9:45 GMT +02:00
"Needless to say...it is all for you now that you have taken first place and can I get you a cuppa, your honour?" I'm certain that was what you meant to say, and than you. Soy milk and two, please.
5487. micromoth9 September 2015, 19:39 GMT +02:00
Soy milk?!!? No winner takes tea with soy milk! I'll stay in the winning place and have a nice traditional cuppa, thanks. Oh, pass the ginger biscuits, please.
5488. xymonau10 September 2015, 8:48 GMT +02:00
*burp* What ginger biscuits? I see no ginger biscuits. Nope. Antipodean winners take tea any way they darn well want an' they have the bruises to prove it. So do their vic - er - their competitors.
5489. micromoth12 September 2015, 5:58 GMT +02:00
No ginger biscuits??!! That's outrageous!! Fortunately I am gracious in my victory.
5490. xymonau12 September 2015, 6:11 GMT +02:00
Outrage follows the footsteps of the daring. I dared to eat the biscuits - Yes! I proudly admit it now! - and outrage followed. It's jealousy, of course. Jealous of my daring. Jealous of my biscuit-fuelled obesity. Jealous that I am once more on the pinnacle of winningdom.
5491. micromoth14 September 2015, 20:23 GMT +02:00
Alas, the pinnacle of biscuit winningdom is quickly followed by the cold light of diet day. Ah well, whilst you're getting back in trim, I'll continue to rejoice in being the winner.
5492. xymonau15 September 2015, 6:16 GMT +02:00
Rejoice no more, skinny little moth! Gargantua comes striding in, shaking the earth, and grabs the prize back. The cold light of day made it easy to see above the rolls of fat.
5493. micromoth15 September 2015, 7:12 GMT +02:00
Sounds horrifying! Fortunately you grabbed the full-size replica of the Prize. The real one is safely and secretly hidden away with me.
5496. xymonau17 September 2015, 17:41 GMT +02:00
I was referring to extraction from its hiding place, but if you insist...
5497. micromoth18 September 2015, 19:23 GMT +02:00
That's ridiculous. There's no way a proctologist could get into a safe deposit box. Now I've had to move the Prize somewhere else.
