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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!
1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00
Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
626. happyture13 June 2011, 7:55 GMT +02:00
Zactly Dezzie, Years ago people wanted perfect sharp images, on glossy photo paper, Now i have seen folk squinting looking at a mobile phone image that is shaky and blur saying oh,,,send me a copy,,that's a great shot, while i was thinking, Id be Shot for taking that Shot? folk are willing to except poorer quality images now, for instance, When i do a wedding i may take 500/more images, all will be put on a DVD/CD and filed, the happy couple will come and look at the collection of wedding images, nearly every single time the couple will pick images for their album that i had picked for the bin,,,Why? "I love that image" Errr yeah but its got some ones big fat head stuck in it, Yeah but that's uncle Alcohol doing his party trick??? Oh and thats Aunty Mavis, the flash has lit her white dress up so you can see her blue fat pants and pale pink bra,,Oh please put that in our album??? Just hurts my head Dezzie,,Hurts my head:O)
627. xymonau13 June 2011, 8:19 GMT +02:00
Just remember that for weddings, while they want some nicer shots, they also want memories, and family stuff, so an artiste like yourself is going to have a constant headache! LOL Do them two albums - a formal one, and a family one. You get to charge more!
628. happyture13 June 2011, 9:51 GMT +02:00
Thats a Idea?? I,ll try it, i got the bride with a fag/cigarette hanging from the corner of her mouth and all sorts..might pay me note to print them?? I am a Artiste dezzie,,,I am? I AM,,,,why you looking at me in such a way???
630. happyture13 June 2011, 18:49 GMT +02:00
You insult me Madam, my head iz normal sized for a big head..
631. xymonau14 June 2011, 10:35 GMT +02:00
It's all about perspective, isn't it? Up close, it looks gargantuan. But step back a few miles, and it looks almost normal.
632. happyture14 June 2011, 13:30 GMT +02:00
Have you got a degree in being rude, cuz you iz very good at it, or does it just come "O" Natural with years of practice :O)
634. happyture14 June 2011, 19:05 GMT +02:00
Oh your so kind, just me, oh that's lovely thank you so much...
635. xymonau15 June 2011, 0:18 GMT +02:00
Well, the world at large, really. I just wanted you to feel special.
636. happyture15 June 2011, 4:04 GMT +02:00
3.00am cant sleep, woke up with a head ache i dont feel special, might look special in a strange sort of way, puffy eyes, wild man hair, Where's the parrotseatumall.....
637. xymonau15 June 2011, 10:57 GMT +02:00
I hope you feel better, Mike. Sounds like you're getting a bug.
638. happyture15 June 2011, 11:40 GMT +02:00
Hope not, got to sort through 500 wedding images, ohhh my head :O) i have no time to be sick, sounds silly when i,m unable to work as work goes any more, but i was told to keep as mobile as possible so i am, see, as im typing this,,,hhh hhh,,hhh, I,m runningg on the spotkh..............
640. xymonau15 June 2011, 11:43 GMT +02:00
You big fibber. Are they the 500 of the last wedding? Pick the awful ones and put them all in an album. You know they'll want them! LOL
641. happyture15 June 2011, 11:57 GMT +02:00
Oh dont remind me, yes, we want um all, even that one of Aunty Mildred having a scratch!! OOOO000oooh dear,,dear dear dear......
642. xymonau15 June 2011, 12:21 GMT +02:00
You got something against Aunty Mildred? One has to scratch when one must.
645. happyture16 June 2011, 14:18 GMT +02:00
Oh your bus fair would soak up all the profits Dezzie else id hire you yesterday, no questions asked!!
646. xymonau16 June 2011, 15:01 GMT +02:00
Perhaps i could volunteer. I like the coconut sounds two heads make when they're banged together.
647. happyture16 June 2011, 22:47 GMT +02:00
Thats nice, sweet really, liking the sound of semi hollow objects being banged together, not a aggressive person in any way are you Sweet Dezzie???
648. micromoth16 June 2011, 23:30 GMT +02:00
Cooee! Just calling by to see how you're getting on. Still alive Mikey? It's a wonder. Just don't let her get anywhere near your head! Lol!
649. happyture17 June 2011, 9:12 GMT +02:00
Let me just check ,,,,^^^^^^^^ yeah still got a pulse so Sweet Dezmerellda hasn't polished me off without me knowing, mind you Kevin, I think she kind of likes me in a strange feline sort of way bless her :O)
